Changes: Matt Houston

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Matt Houston is an Australian former driver for Velox and Martini Paddock Racing. He competed in the GPGSL from Season 1 to Season 6.

Owner of the GPGSL infamous 'King Pin'. Walks with a slight limp, often due to alcohol intoxication, the abuse of rugged female specimins and the sheer mass of his genitals.

Team Shadow specialists were once paid to research a project to design a unique trolley system to tow Houston's balls around the paddock to free his spinal muscles.

TSS declined the offer from over complexity of the requirements.

Racing record

Complete Grandprixgames Super League results

(key) (Races in bold indicate pole position; races in italics indicate fastest lap; underlined races indicate most places gained)

Season	Entrant	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	WDC	Points
1	Velox	AUT 18	BRA Ret	MON 11	CAN 5	GBR 15	GER Ret	BEL 14	ITA 8	JPN 17	AUS 7								16th	22
2	Velox	AUS 4	MON 12	BEL 1	ESP 7	BRA 1	JPN 10	AUT 20	USA 5	NED 5	CAN 18	ITA 4	GER 4	SAM 7	CZE 12	TUR 5	GBR 2		4th	115
3	Velox	AUS 2	GER Ret	USA 6	CAN 15	EUR Ret	SAM Ret	NED 4	BEL 8	MAL 12	ENG Ret	HUN 5	ITA 9	JPN 2	SMR 1	BRA Ret	MON 4	GBR 3	7th	95
4	Velox	AUS 6	ITA 12	BEL 1	JPN 1	EUR 15	MON 2	PAC 1	RSA 7	HUN 3	GER 1	BRA 4	UAE 3	MAL 2	USA 15	CAN Ret	NED 2	GBR 1	1st	159
5	Martini Paddock Racing	AUS 19	FRA 2	JPN 2	BEL Ret	ESP 6	BRA 12	GER 3	NED 1	EUR 1	ITA 2	CAN 13	UAE 21	PAC Ret	USA 11	MON Ret	TUR 5		4th	96
5	Martini Paddock Racing																	GBR 18	30th	0
6	Martini Paddock Racing	AUS 12	ITA 7	CAN 1	HUN Ret	USA 17	NED Ret	SMR 11	GER 5	JPN Ret	SAM 13	ATL 7	AUT 17	MON 11	FRA 7	BEL Ret	BRA Ret	GBR	14th	48

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+{{Infobox driver
-{{Driver infobox 2
+|image = Houston.png
-|nationality = {{AUS}} Australian
+|flag_icon = AUS
-|years = S1 - S6
+|nationality = Australian
-|firstgp = {{AUT}} S1 Austrian GP
+|active_seasons = [[Season 1|1]] - [[Season 6|6]]
-|lastgp = {{GBR}} S6 British GP
+|first_race = S1 Austrian GP
-|teams = S1-S4 [[Velox]] • S5-S6 [[Martini Paddock Racing]]
+|last_race = S6 British GP
-|balance = 1st (S4)
+|teams = [[Velox]], [[Martini Paddock Racing|MPR]]
-|starts = 92
+|championships = 1 ([[Season 4]])
+|races = 92
 |wins = 11
-|poles = 3
+|pole_positions = 3
-|fl = 11
+|fastest_laps = 11
-|Podiums = 24
+|podiums = 24
-|career Pts = 535
+|career_points = 535
-|First Win = {{BEL}} S2 Belgian GP
+|first_win = S2 Belgian GP
-|Last Win = {{CAN}} S6 Canadian GP
+|last_win = S6 Canadian GP
+|tests = 1
-}}
+}}[[Matt Houston]] is an Australian former driver for [[Velox]] and [[Martini Paddock Racing]]. He competed in the GPGSL from [[Season 1]] to [[Season 6]].
 Owner of the GPGSL infamous 'King Pin'. Walks with a slight limp, often due to alcohol intoxication, the abuse of rugged female specimins and the sheer mass of his genitals.
-Team Shadow Subaru specialists were once paid to research a project to design a unique trolley system to tow Houston's balls around the paddock to free his spinal muscles.
+[[Team Shadow]] specialists were once paid to research a project to design a unique trolley system to tow Houston's balls around the paddock to free his spinal muscles.
 TSS declined the offer from over complexity of the requirements.
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 ==Racing record==
 ===Complete Grandprixgames Super League results===
 ([[Template:Key|key]]) (Races in '''bold''' indicate pole position; races in ''italics'' indicate fastest lap; <u>underlined</u> races indicate most places gained)
 {|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; font-size:90%;"
 !Season
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 |[[Season 1|1]]
 ![[Velox]]
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|AUT<br><small>18</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|AUT<br /><small>18</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|BRA<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|BRA<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MON<br><small>11</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MON<br /><small>11</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|CAN<br><small>5</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|CAN<br /><small>5</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|GBR<br><small>15</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|GBR<br /><small>15</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|GER<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|GER<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|BEL<br><small>14</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|BEL<br /><small>14</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br><small>8</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br /><small>8</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|JPN<br><small>17</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|JPN<br /><small>17</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|<u>AUS</u><br><small>7</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|<u>AUS</u><br /><small>7</small>
 |bgcolor=""|
 |bgcolor=""|
@@ Line 71: / Line 75: @@
 |[[Season 2|2]]
 ![[Velox]]
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|AUS<br><small>4</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|AUS<br /><small>4</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MON<br><small>12</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MON<br /><small>12</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|BEL<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|BEL<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ESP<br><small>7</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ESP<br /><small>7</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|BRA<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|BRA<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|JPN<br><small>10</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|JPN<br /><small>10</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|AUT<br><small>20</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|AUT<br /><small>20</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|<u>''USA''</u><br><small>5</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|<u>''USA''</u><br /><small>5</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|''NED''<br><small>5</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|''NED''<br /><small>5</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|CAN<br><small>18</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|CAN<br /><small>18</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br><small>4</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br /><small>4</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|<u>''GER''</u><br><small>4</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|<u>''GER''</u><br /><small>4</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|SAM<br><small>7</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|SAM<br /><small>7</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|CZE<br><small>12</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|CZE<br /><small>12</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|TUR<br><small>5</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|TUR<br /><small>5</small>
-|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|GBR<br><small>2</small>
+|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|GBR<br /><small>2</small>
 |bgcolor=""|
 !bgcolor=""|4th
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 |[[Season 3|3]]
 ![[Velox]]
-|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|AUS<br><small>2</small>
+|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|AUS<br /><small>2</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|GER<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|GER<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|'''USA'''<br><small>6</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|'''USA'''<br /><small>6</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|CAN<br><small>15</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|CAN<br /><small>15</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|EUR<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|EUR<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|SAM<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|SAM<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|<u>NED</u><br><small>4</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|<u>NED</u><br /><small>4</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|BEL<br><small>8</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|BEL<br /><small>8</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MAL<br><small>12</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MAL<br /><small>12</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|ENG<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|ENG<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|HUN<br><small>5</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|HUN<br /><small>5</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br><small>9</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br /><small>9</small>
-|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|JPN<br><small>2</small>
+|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|JPN<br /><small>2</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|''SMR''<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|''SMR''<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|BRA<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|BRA<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MON<br><small>4</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MON<br /><small>4</small>
-|bgcolor="ffdf9f"|GBR<br><small>3</small>
+|bgcolor="ffdf9f"|GBR<br /><small>3</small>
 !bgcolor=""|7th
 !bgcolor=""|95
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 |[[Season 4|4]]
 ![[Velox]]
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|AUS<br><small>6</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|AUS<br /><small>6</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br><small>12</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br /><small>12</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|'''''BEL'''''<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|'''''BEL'''''<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|JPN<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|JPN<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|EUR<br><small>15</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|EUR<br /><small>15</small>
-|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|''MON''<br><small>2</small>
+|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|''MON''<br /><small>2</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|PAC<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|PAC<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|RSA<br><small>7</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|RSA<br /><small>7</small>
-|bgcolor="ffdf9f"|''HUN''<br><small>3</small>
+|bgcolor="ffdf9f"|''HUN''<br /><small>3</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|GER<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|GER<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|BRA<br><small>4</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|BRA<br /><small>4</small>
-|bgcolor="ffdf9f"|UAE<br><small>3</small>
+|bgcolor="ffdf9f"|UAE<br /><small>3</small>
-|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|MAL<br><small>2</small>
+|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|MAL<br /><small>2</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|USA<br><small>15</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|USA<br /><small>15</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|CAN<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|CAN<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|NED<br><small>2</small>
+|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|NED<br /><small>2</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|''GBR''<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|''GBR''<br /><small>1</small>
 |bgcolor="ffffbf"|'''1st'''
 |bgcolor="ffffbf"|'''159'''
@@ Line 137: / Line 141: @@
 |rowspan=2|[[Season 5|5]]
 !rowspan=2|[[Martini Paddock Racing]]
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|AUS<br><small>19</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|AUS<br /><small>19</small>
-|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|FRA<br><small>2</small>
+|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|FRA<br /><small>2</small>
-|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|JPN<br><small>2</small>
+|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|JPN<br /><small>2</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|BEL<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|BEL<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ESP<br><small>6</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ESP<br /><small>6</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|BRA<br><small>12</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|BRA<br /><small>12</small>
-|bgcolor="ffdf9f"|GER<br><small>3</small>
+|bgcolor="ffdf9f"|GER<br /><small>3</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|'''NED'''<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|'''NED'''<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|''EUR''<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|''EUR''<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|ITA<br><small>2</small>
+|bgcolor="dfdfdf"|ITA<br /><small>2</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|CAN<br><small>13</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|CAN<br /><small>13</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|UAE<br><small>21</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|UAE<br /><small>21</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|PAC<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|PAC<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|USA<br><small>11</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|USA<br /><small>11</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|MON<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|MON<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|TUR<br><small>5</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|TUR<br /><small>5</small>
 |
 !bgcolor=""|4th
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 |
 |
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|GBR<br><small>18</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|GBR<br /><small>18</small>
 !bgcolor=""|''30th''
 !bgcolor=""|''0''
@@ Line 179: / Line 183: @@
 |[[Season 6|6]]
 ![[Martini Paddock Racing]]
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|AUS<br><small>12</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|AUS<br /><small>12</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br><small>7</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ITA<br /><small>7</small>
-|bgcolor="ffffbf"|''CAN''<br><small>1</small>
+|bgcolor="ffffbf"|''CAN''<br /><small>1</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|HUN<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|HUN<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|USA<br><small>17</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|USA<br /><small>17</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|NED<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|NED<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|SMR<br><small>11</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|SMR<br /><small>11</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|GER<br><small>5</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|GER<br /><small>5</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|JPN<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|JPN<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|''SAM''<br><small>13</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|''SAM''<br /><small>13</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ATL<br><small>7</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|ATL<br /><small>7</small>
-|bgcolor="cfcfff"|AUT<br><small>17</small>
+|bgcolor="cfcfff"|AUT<br /><small>17</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MON<br><small>11</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|MON<br /><small>11</small>
-|bgcolor="dfffdf"|FRA<br><small>7</small>
+|bgcolor="dfffdf"|FRA<br /><small>7</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|BEL<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|BEL<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor="efcfff"|BRA<br><small>Ret</small>
+|bgcolor="efcfff"|BRA<br /><small>Ret</small>
-|bgcolor=""|GBR<br><small></small>
+|bgcolor=""|GBR
 !bgcolor=""|14th
 !bgcolor=""|48
 |}
-{{Velox}}
-{{Martini Paddock Racing}}
 {{WDC}}
-[[Category:People|Houston, Matt]]
+[[Category:GPGSL drivers|Houston, Matt]]
-[[Category:Former Driver|Houston, Matt]]
 [[Category:GPGSL World Drivers' Champions|Houston, Matt]]