Matt Houston is an Australian former driver for Velox and Martini Paddock Racing. He competed in the GPGSL from Season 1 to Season 6, as well as the first half of Season 14.
Owner of the GPGSL infamous 'King Pin'. Walks with a slight limp, often due to alcohol intoxication, the abuse of rugged female specimins and the sheer mass of his genitals.
Team Shadow specialists were once paid to research a project to design a unique trolley system to tow Houston's balls around the paddock to free his spinal muscles.
TSS declined the offer from over complexity of the requirements.
Racing record[]
Complete Grandprixgames Super League results[]
(key) (Races in bold indicate pole position; races in italics indicate fastest lap; underlined races indicate most places gained)
Season | Entrant | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | WDC | Points |
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1 | Velox | AUT 18 |
BRA Ret |
MON 11 |
CAN 5 |
GBR 15 |
GER Ret |
BEL 14 |
ITA 8 |
JPN 17 |
AUS 7 |
16th | 22 | |||||||
2 | Velox | AUS 4 |
MON 12 |
BEL 1 |
ESP 7 |
BRA 1 |
JPN 10 |
AUT 20 |
USA 5 |
NED 5 |
CAN 18 |
ITA 4 |
GER 4 |
SAM 7 |
CZE 12 |
TUR 5 |
GBR 2 |
4th | 115 | |
3 | Velox | AUS 2 |
GER Ret |
USA 6 |
CAN 15 |
EUR Ret |
SAM Ret |
NED 4 |
BEL 8 |
MAL 12 |
ENG Ret |
HUN 5 |
ITA 9 |
JPN 2 |
SMR 1 |
BRA Ret |
MON 4 |
GBR 3 |
7th | 95 |
4 | Velox | AUS 6 |
ITA 12 |
BEL 1 |
JPN 1 |
EUR 15 |
MON 2 |
PAC 1 |
RSA 7 |
HUN 3 |
GER 1 |
BRA 4 |
UAE 3 |
MAL 2 |
USA 15 |
CAN Ret |
NED 2 |
GBR 1 |
1st | 159 |
5 | Martini Paddock Racing | AUS 19 |
FRA 2 |
JPN 2 |
BEL Ret |
ESP 6 |
BRA 12 |
GER 3 |
NED 1 |
EUR 1 |
ITA 2 |
CAN 13 |
UAE 21 |
PAC Ret |
USA 11 |
MON Ret |
TUR 5 |
4th | 96 | |
GBR 18 |
30th | 0 | ||||||||||||||||||
6 | Martini Paddock Racing | AUS 12 |
ITA 7 |
CAN 1 |
HUN Ret |
USA 17 |
NED Ret |
SMR 11 |
GER 5 |
JPN Ret |
SAM 13 |
ATL 7 |
AUT 17 |
MON 11 |
FRA 7 |
BEL Ret |
BRA Ret |
GBR | 14th | 48 |
14 | Demon Racing | AUS 2 |
JPN 14 |
MAL 17 |
PAC 5 |
ITA 9 |
NED 7 |
UAE 17 |
RSA 19 |
BRA | CAN | USA | GER | BEL | GBR | 16th | 30 |
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