Matt Houston

Matt Houston is an Australian former driver for Velox and Martini Paddock Racing. He competed in the GPGSL from Season 1 to Season 6, as well as the first half of Season 14.

Owner of the GPGSL infamous 'King Pin'. Walks with a slight limp, often due to alcohol intoxication, the abuse of rugged female specimins and the sheer mass of his genitals.

Team Shadow specialists were once paid to research a project to design a unique trolley system to tow Houston's balls around the paddock to free his spinal muscles.

TSS declined the offer from over complexity of the requirements.

Complete Grandprixgames Super League results
(key) (Races in bold indicate pole position; races in italics indicate fastest lap; underlined races indicate most places gained)